If there was one sliver of light in the blackhole of darkness hell that was my 2016, it was me finally giving in and seeing Magic Mike and Magic Mike 2. I hadn’t before because, contrary to the entire female population, I don’t find Channing Tatum to be attractive. But after a lonely night of swiping and sipping, I finally gave in. And boy, was I not disappointed.
So you can imagine how giddy I was this morning to learn that there’s a new version of Magic Mike coming out in 2017, and rumor has it, it’ll be hotter than the original. How so, you ask? Easy, the whole thing will be in Dutch.
The movie is called “Onze Jongens,” which is Dutch for “I don’t know WTF they’re saying in this movie but holy shit I’m sweating already.” All we have to do now is pray to whatever God we have that they bring this baby to the USA. Check out the trailer:
And to all the girls who are as obsessed as I am with the lead actor after watching that: Sorry babe, I’ve already offered him my body in exchange for a green card. Better luck next time..
[via Elite Daily]
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