Here’s a little diddy about Taylor “Lucifer” Swift and the Wests.
Once upon a time, Taylor Swift won a VMA, and Kanye interrupted her speech in the infamous “Imma let you finish but,” rant. It was incredible. Since then, the two had made up. They were seen photographed together a few times at awards shows, seemingly making peace.
Cut to Kanye’s release of his album The Life Of Pablo, particularly his song Famous, both of which dropped February of this year. In the song, there is a now ~iconic~ line: “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous (God damn) I made that bitch famous.”
In typical Taylor Swift fashion, homegirl played the victim, and acted offended by the lyrics. She even dropped this very cunty IRL subtweet of Kanye immediately after the song’s release at the GRAMMYs.
Kanye, however, maintained that Taylor had full knowledge of his plans to use her name.
Shit got more dramatic when Kanye’s weird AF video featuring nude celebrities in an orgy dropped, but the conversation around it all was just more of the same. Until earlier this week on a seemingly unrelated but all too related note. Calvin Harris finally broke his silence on his breakup with Taylor Swift. After a press release from her team that she wrote his “This Is What You Came For,” he snapped, and admitted that Taylor was trying to make him look bad and that it was “hurtful to me at this point.” He further admitted Taylor’s efforts to “bury” Katy Perry, and swore he “would not allow” her to do the same to him.
Immediately following this, Taylor’s Instagram account was flooded with snake emojis, because bitch is a snake.
This is where it connects, I promise.
Earlier this evening, Kim Kardashian tweeted the following:
YASS. Personally, I was living for it. Kendall then tweeted and immediately deleted a similar tweet.
And finally, Kim let us know she was blasting some shit on Snapchat in a tweet that sister Kendall retweeted.
And just what was that?
And the crowd went fucking wild. Koko backed her sister up, because obviously.
And everyone’s loving the fucking shade, but really….
Kardashian for life, baby.
Taylor Swift finally responded to the drama on her Instagram account.
Umm. Cry me a fucking river. You literally said “use whatever you think is best,” and quite literally pretended to be shocked and horrified at the GRAMMYs by the implication that he made you famous — lyrics you did approve. Once again, playing the fucking victim..
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