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A Definitive Ranking Of The Best Taylor Swift Breakup Songs

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I give my girl TSwift a lot of shit. Like. A lot. Maybe I’m a bad person, maybe I’m jealous, or maybe I’m just bored. Who the hell knows? Whatever the reason, like I said, I enjoy it. But for every insult, every jab, every “her eyes are so stupid no wonder no one loves her” comment, there is one cold hard truth: girlfriend is fucking talented. So, yes, while she is annoying as all holy fuck, her songs (specifically the sad ones) are the shit. Luckily for us, Taylor gets her heart broken more often and publicly than Jennifer Aniston…and gifts the world with yet another country/pop ballad with the not so subliminal message of telling every man in Hollywood to fuck off. Haters be damned, Taylor Swift always gets the last laugh.

14. “Picture To Burn”

13. “White Horse”

12. “Forever And Always”

11. “Teardrops On My Guitar”

10. “The Story Of Us”

9. “I Knew You Were Trouble”

8. “Cold As You”

7. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”

6. “Dear John”

5. “The Last Time”

4. “Last Kiss”

3. “Red”

2. “Breathe”

1. “All Too Well”

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Catie Warren

From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

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