A Parody Of The New Lilly Pulitzer Resort Collection

You can’t really argue with Lilly Pulitzer. It’s a lost cause. When those folks say they can make #Resort365 a thing, just smile and slowly nod your head. To their point, a sunny state of mind really only requires breakfast food, way too much alcohol before noon, and a recently graduated lacrosse player (they still have their metabolism).

While I live in the North and can’t exactly wear any of the Lilly resort pieces save for my winter excursions to tropical places that I can’t afford, I still bastardized the company’s current marketing because it’s all out of love–which explains why my past relationships haven’t worked out.