Deep down, all that most of us really want is for our boyfriend to buy us a nice necklace. That’s why most of us do that thing that you only let your boyfriend do on birthdays or anniversaries. But a necklace that can act as a replacement for a boyfriend? That’s a game-changer right there, cutting out the middleman.
Ladies, allow me to introduce you to the Vesper, a beautiful necklace that doubles as a vibrating marital aid. It’s completely rechargeable via USB, so you can charge your iPhone with the same wall plug you use to charge your iBoyfriendReplacement.
Crave, the company behind the Vesper, launched in 2012. It produced the world’s first crowd-funded vibrator, which received rave reviews from tech companies and chronic masturbators alike. Since then, the company has delved into the world of jewelry and marital aids, and is now combining the two with the Vesper.
Personally, I don’t know anyone who wears necklaces shaped like a nail or a test tube. But hey–statement necklaces are in with a bang, so why not wear one you can, well, actually bang?
Currently in pre-sale, the Vesper comes in three different models: silver ($49), rose gold-plated ($59) and 24 karat gold-plated ($129). They sell them individually and in packs of four, which are great for bachelorette parties, holiday gifts, or if you’re shopping for Samantha Jones. Each one is made from pure, stainless steel and will never tarnish.
[via Metro]
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