This morning, while I was perusing frat news, I came across what was possibly the best headline I’d ever seen: “Frat Lemon Pulls Meringue Pie Prank On Sleeping Pledge.” Did you read that? It said that a really frat lemon spent its afternoon pranking a pledge lemon (not to be confused with lemon pledge), by pulling a meringue pie prank on it. I was so confused as to wtf a meringue pie prank was. I had to know more.
The full story from Real Weird Art:
After spotting a sleep-deprived citrus zonked out in the corner during Pledge Week, a senior Delta Iota Kappa takes the opportunity to execute the same hazing ritual performed on him when he was a freshman.
Recalling his own terror from waking up screaming inside a pie tin, the conflicted lemon considers whether his actions are perpetuating a cycle of torment thinly disguised as tradition, before plopping a fluffy new bucketful on his snoozing victim’s head.
Fruits: they’re just like us!
It quickly became clear, that this was not some type of citrus uprising, and merely a hilarious artist, Joey Allgood, making some Real Weird Art, as his site makes clear. For many of you, I’m sure being sleep-deprived and made to believe that you are being turned into a pie is an all-too-real memory, but for the rest of us, this is incredible.
Frat lemon, and Allgood’s other totally weird, but really funny creations, like COFFEE MUG STRUGGLES TO COPE WITH NEW ROLE AS CHANGE CUP
or BEER-BELLIED LIZARD BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL WEIGHT AFTER LOSING TAIL
are available for purchase at the provided links.
There are people out there who still value comedy after all..
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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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