Adam Levine, the ultimate almost-bad-boy celebrity crush, is about to ruin your Monday. While you were sleeping, he dyed his hair blonde and became the douchecanoe everyone always knew he could be. Not only is he rocking platinum locks, he’s wearing a kitten shirt that looks like a mix between Urban Outfitters and Ed Hardy. Only cargo shorts could make this look less appealing, but it is a selfie, so it’s always possible he’s wearing a pair.
Apocalypse prep course complete. pic.twitter.com/muvPDrIa59
— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) May 3, 2014
Even if this is some kind of elaborate punking, I will never be able to fantasize about him in the same way or watch “The Voice” again (although, let’s be honest–nothing lost there). While everyone surmised that Levine was a douchenozzle extraordinaire, I defended him to the end. Sure, he may have a penchant for dating Victoria’s Secret models who look like they have more boobs than brains, but he seemed like a smart guy, albeit one with a passion for ladies with exotic names and a love of the catwalk. He might have turned his bromance with Blake Shelton into an epic bitch fight worthy of a sorority party, but I still held out hope that his douchiness would one day disappear. Now, I’ve been forced to come to grips with the fact that my celebrity crush is as much of a blonde bimbo as the models he dates.
Levine exposed his new look to the Twitterverse with a selfie that looks like a Tinder picture gone wrong. He tweeted, “Apocalypse prep course complete,” which seems like vaguebooking to me. His new hair even ruins his nudie pics, which I didn’t even think was a possibility. It’s official: by going over to the light side, Adam Levine joined the dark side.
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