Good news, McDonald’s lovers: There is a God, because all-day breakfast could actually be a thing. The chain is considering serving all your favorite morning noms throughout the day, putting you on the fast track to McDiabetes in no time.
This is actually pretty awesome, because anyone who’s had a nasty hangover will tell you that there’s nothing worse than arriving at the window only to have the lady in the headset inform you that it’s 10:31 and you’re too McTardy to eat your McBreakfast.
This change could start as early as October, but not all chains will feature the entire breakfast menu. Operators have to make the world’s most difficult choice of whether they want to feature biscuits or muffins for breakfast sandwiches. Such an important decision. So vital to the well being of our country.
I imagine this is happening because McDonald’s sales have been decreasing since 2013. I’m not sure why it took so long for people to realize that their good is practically garbage, but maybe this surge of trans fat and grease will help us all forget once again. Ignorance is bliss, amiright?.
[via Wall Street Journal]
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Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.
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