Don’t you just hate it when you order shoes for your kid and Amazon sends you a loose, buzzing, and used vibrator to thank you for your purchase? Ugh, it’s the worst.
Sophie Grantham, mom/Amazon user from the UK, bought a pair of kicks for her kid. Period. End of sentence. When the postman delivered them, the box was audibly vibrating.
“The parcel was vibrating so the postman made a comment about it maybe being a toothbrush,” Grantham told Western Daily, although I’m assuming the postman, in what I can assure you was likely the most awkward conversation of his day, was probably more like, “Haha did you order a toothbrush? Please, pleeease say it’s a toothbrush.”
“I opened with him stood next to me, and was absolutely horrified to find this purple vibrator, loose and buzzing about in the shoebox.”
As if borderline implying to your mailman that you bought a vibrator isn’t bad enough, Grantham’s new freebie was covered in pubes. It’s just the gift that just keeps on giving.
Amazon gave Grantham a full refund and an advisory statement that basically went along the lines of “Please do whatever you want with it except return it to us.”
My advice for Sophie? Light it on fire and seek therapy. .
[via Cosmopolitan]
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