Amy Schumer has been performing stand up for almost a decade now, so it’s no surprise that when a heckler at her recent show in Stockholm, Sweden yelled out “Show us your tits!” she handled it like a pro.
Two minutes into her show, this asshole very clearly yells at Amy, who doesn’t freak out or get flustered. Instead, she instructs the audience to literally point him out and shame him– and she doesn’t stop there. She asks him what he does for a living and when he says sales, she very sarcastically says, “How’s that working out? Is it going well? Cause we’re not buying it.” While this guy is probably selling hurricane insurance door-to-door in Sweden, Amy is performing on stages all over the world and just wrote a book. Keep climbing that corporate ladder, boo. Amy’s over here making millions.
“That’s really cute,” she continues, “but if you yell out again, you’re gonna be yelling ‘show your tits’ to people in the parking lot cause you’re gonna get kicked out.” BOOM roasted.
Amy then says what is now definitely going on my tombstone when I die: “I’ll show my tits when I want to.” PREACH, GIRL.
She’s interrupted by the heckler once more, because apparently Amy stripping away this guy’s masculinity mere seconds earlier wasn’t enough to keep him quiet.
When Amy tells him he’s kicked out for good this time, he yells “I was going to leave anyway!” because yeah, I’m sure that was his plan all along. Pay a good chunk of change to sit decently close to the stage and then leave two minutes in.
Amy continues to belittle this guy as he’s being escorted outside and then just continue on with her show like nothing ever happened. What a badass. .
[via Youtube]
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