You may or may not have every detail of your wedding planned and committed to memory, leaving you ready to jump the next bitch who happens to mention she loves peonies, but you’ve definitely at least thought about your wedding a ton. Don’t pretend that any time you see any wedding photo anywhere on the interwebz you’re not mentally comparing it to your own. You steal ideas, and make mental notes of what not to do, because if you know one thing for sure, it’s that your wedding is going to be the greatest wedding in history. Obviously.
The only wildcard is the groom. The goal is to find a man who is willing to basically just be an honored VIP guest on your special day, but some of them want “a say,” in the whole ordeal, and it’s really a buzz kill. That’s why Groom’s cakes were invented — so your man can have a small slice of the wedding to call his own. This, can obviously be a disaster. For example, you could be a UF grad, hailing the orange and blue, and come to realize that your groom decides upon this.
What a nightmare. Hailing another alma mater at your own fucking wedding. But if you’re anything like me (and this bride), you only let your man think he has a say in things, and you pull a move like this with the bakery to show him who’s really boss.
Way to set the stage for your marriage, lady. Kudos..
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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