Having way more influence in your chapter than your advisor does. TSM.
Having way more influence in your chapter than your advisor does. TSM.
“Oh, I’ve heard about you!” -Every new member upon meeting me. TSM.
It’s not that I CAN’T even. I just don’t want to. TSM.
Having different letters for different seasons. TSM.
“Remind me to stop getting drunk before Exec Board meetings.” TSM.
Trying to remember all the reasons you might have been called to standards giving you flashbacks of trying to remember your sins before confession. TSM.
The Real Housewives of Frat Row. TSM.
Taking new members to Starbucks senior year, because you can’t remember their names. TSM.
Not letting a little thing like the facts mess up a good story. TSM.
E-Board keeping a “special eye” on you and your roommates. TSTC.
Your friends calling their contacts at every frat house when they can’t find you in the morning. TSM.
“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.
Woke up with a concussion and a tiara. TSTC.
Taking a “personal day” off from class. TSM.
Only attending events if potential littles will be there. TSM.
The new member that everyone called “perfect hair girl” during recruitment. TSM.
Being regularly told you look like trouble. TSM.
Judging a girl by her sorority squat. TSM.
Does a walk of shame count as cardio? TSM.
Saying “no bid” to anything you don’t like. TSM.