Writing out 72 variations of “Welcome to the BEST sorority on campus! We’re soooo excited to have you, pretty girl! Get ready for the best semester of your life!” on the new girls’ walls on bid day. TSM.
Writing out 72 variations of “Welcome to the BEST sorority on campus! We’re soooo excited to have you, pretty girl! Get ready for the best semester of your life!” on the new girls’ walls on bid day. TSM.
Reveling in the five seconds of relief you get from rocking back on your heels during a long night out. TSM.
The “I’m taking your silence to mean I can do it, kthanksbye” text you send your Big immediately after asking her permission for something you know she’ll say “no” to. TSM.
Recapping what you did last night over Sunday brunch and mimosas. TSM.
Carrie Underwood wearing 380 carats of diamonds on her neck at the Grammys. TSM.
I would have picked Lon Hammond Jr. TSM.
Scolding your little for volunteering to be a sober sister at a mixer. TSM.
I might not remember last night, how I got here, or where my clothes are, but it’s okay because I’m still wearing my pearls. TSM.
Never having to ask if your sisters need another glass of wine, because you know the answer will always be yes. TSM.
Wearing your shack shirt like you’re displaying a trophy. TSM.
Jane Jetson taking George Jetson’s wallet instead of the bill he offered her. TSM.
Being thankful for the Greek iPhone keyboard, because the last names of most guys you meet are their fraternities. TSM.
Knowing there is a huge difference between “together, but not dating,” and Facebook Official. TSM.
Being the classiest girl at the parade, but somehow still ending up with the most beads. TSM.
The gasp of excitement when a sister tells you she and her boyfriend are getting a puppy together. TSM.
Knowing exactly what you’re doing on Valentine’s Day this year. It falls on a Thursday. TSM.
Being picky about which shack shirt he gives you. TSM.
Stocked up for Nemo with wine, crafting supplies, and Finding Nemo. TSM.
Waking up in the morning and having everything you went out with last night, except for your bra. TSM.
Throwing what you know at every historical landmark you see while abroad. TSM.