Thinking “she must be very…friendly” when you see an attractive guy dating a girl that isn’t pretty enough for him. TSM.
Thinking “she must be very…friendly” when you see an attractive guy dating a girl that isn’t pretty enough for him. TSM.
“Shut up, not even!”
Dirty rushing over the summer. Dirty little-ing in the fall. TSM.
Being on the formal date hunt 3 months ahead of time. TSM.
Fake tits, real bag. TSM.
Being the favorite yet most feared senior to the new freshmen class. TSM.
Briefly feeling like you’re in the sorority version of The Hangover. TSM.
Judging potential boys on whether or not they would be good formal dates. TSM.
Having a brother tell you that your cooking is being used a rush point. TSM.
Cheering for your sister on the cheer squad more than the team at football games. TSM.
Bid Day: when your rush crush goes from potential new member to potential new little. TSM.
Pre-gaming your Big’s last first meeting of her senior year. TSM.
Your sorority house looking like the mansion from Clueless. TSM.
Knowing a girl belongs in your house when you both compare yourself to Regina George during recruitment. TSM.
When I’m having a bad day I just think: “At least I’m not Taylor Swift.” TSM.
Writing Bid Day notes in scented marker. TSM.
Feeling awkward when a really unfortunate-looking girl tells you you’re beautiful. TSM.
Having a sisterhood to watch the Republican National Convention. TSM.
Getting the “Recruitment Cough” from all the chanting and chatting. TSM.
Getting “are you back yet?” texts from men in each fraternity on campus. TSM.