Blatant judgement when you see a girl in off-brand norts. TSM.
Blatant judgement when you see a girl in off-brand norts. TSM.
The bigger the fine, the better the weekend. TSM.
Commenting on every single one of your Little’s Facebook pictures during an Adderall binge. TSM.
“Wait, can you take another picture of us? Last one, promise.” TSM.
Fraternities changing their events so they don’t conflict with our formal. TSM.
“Ughhh I have to go make an appearance. Come with?” TSM.
Blackout is my favorite color. TSM.
Making your 6th graders learn the Greek alphabet when they’re learning about ancient Greece. TSM.
Little girl, big shirt. TSM.
Total Skinny Move. TSM.
The internal debate on wearing letters at home comes down to whether or not I’m willing to associate with the bottom-tier local chapter in order to give them good PR. TSM.
When men fail, sisters prevail. TSM.
Ice: everyone’s favorite zero calorie snack. TSM.
I can tolerate GDIs as long as I can talk incessant shit about them once I’m around the people I actually like. TSM.
You say bitch like its a bad thing. TSM.
Monogramming my graduation cap. TSM.
Cuddling with your Big more often than with your boy. TSM.
“Love you betch!” TSM.
Buying $750 worth of Lilly just for the Derby Gifts. TSM.
“Help me pick a profile picture?” TSM.