The only good thing about being called to standards is you get to hear all the stories from everyone else who was called. TSM.
The only good thing about being called to standards is you get to hear all the stories from everyone else who was called. TSM.
You had me at open bar. TSM.
Life is like a box of wine, you never know how drunk you’ll get. TSM.
Perfecting the art of pretending you’ve never seen someone’s facebook before. TSM.
A well-tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men. TSM.
Hearing an active yell at his pledges turns me on. TSM.
I hate him for you. TSM.
The difference is, we’re wearing leggings for comfort, and she’s wearing them because her jeans are too small. TSM.
“I hate you, you’re so skinny.” TSM.
“I don’t know if my dad paid yet or not.” TSM.
There’s a sister for that. TSM.
The only reason to get a pledge’s number is to use him as a DD. TSM.
I can’t decide if I’m happy for her or jealous of her. TSM.
Sarcastically saying “formal?!” to your friends after a creepy-looking guy walks by. TSM.
Seeing a new fraternity t-shirt around campus and automatically picturing yourself wearing it. TSM.
I don’t like men who don’t like whiskey. TSM.
If you use “YOLO” instead of “you only live once,” then once is too much. TSM.
“What’s your favorite Lilly print?” TSM.
International Badge Day making it even easier to spot all the geeds in class. TSM.
I’m not taking him to formal. He doesn’t match my dress. TSM.