“In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.” Coco Chanel. TSM.
“In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.” Coco Chanel. TSM.
“I saw this fat as shit squirrel…I think it’s in __.” TSM.
Pre-approving your little’s outfit choice for the first formal meeting of the new year. TSM.
No GDI, this confused look on my face isn’t because I don’t understand what you’re saying. It’s because I don’t understand why you think it’s okay to speak to me. TSM.
Loving Crystal Light because it goes in your only two beverages of choice: alcohol and water. TSM.
Not having to worry if Lilly will pick my sorority for her next print. TSM
Why are you hating from outside the house? You can’t even get in. TSM.
Fat, stupid, and drunk. NS. Gorgeous, brilliant, and…drunk. TSM.
Classifying wine as part of your pre-spring break juice detox. TSM.
If SOPA interferes with voting for Lilly prints, I will go scorned-sorority-girl-drunk-on-Franzia-someone-stole-my-frocket-tee crazy. TSM.
The official TSM koozie holding a Diet Coke. TSM.
I can’t. I have recruitment. TSM.
I liked Facebook friend requests better when you could hit “ignore” instead of “not now.” TSM.
Three things that never leave my Longchamp: my wine operner, Lilly koozie, and Daddy’s Amex. TSM.
Not caring about SOPA until you realized it would affect Pinterest. TSM.
Just keep pinning. Just keep pinning. Just keep pinning, pinning, pinning. TSM.
The Bachelor weirdly reminds me of recruitment. TSM.
Tiffany’s themed bid day complete with a Tiffany’s box and crown charm. TSM.
I mean it this time. I’m never talking to him again. TSM.
Voting for your sorority’s Lilly print even as an alumna. TSM.