Grandaddy just told me “For women, college is a warm place between high school and marriage.” TSM.

If you didn’t want my sisters to know then you probably shouldn’t have told me. TSM.

It’ll look better after you add rhinestones. Trust me. TSM.

Hmmm…that’s awkward. Whatever, just get drunk first. TSM.

Wine goes with all of my outfits. TSM.

Trying not to judge your HS friend because at her school she joined what is known as the “fat girl chapter” at your school. TSM.

Pretending not to remember what happened last night. TSM.

Yurman > Tiffany’s. It’s simple math. TSM.

Do you prefer “fashion victim” or “ensembly challenged”? TSM.

Drinking champagne while watching football. TSM.

Handpicking which of my fratdaddy’s brothers will take my little to our semiformal. TSM.

“If I get fake boobs do you think I’ll weigh more?” TSM.

I lie about my phone being broken at least once a week. TSM.

Now that Black Friday is over, I can finally go shopping. TSM.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear what you said. I was too busy judging you. TSM. 

He called me sassy and high maintenance…like it’s a bad thing? TSM.

“He passed the Little test!” TSM.

Christmas shopping with my mom to make sure all my presents are perfect. TSM.

Not having any idea what “Dick’s Picks” is. TSM.

If it’s at Denny’s or IHOP then it’s not considered a brunch. TSM.