Cannot believe Snookie is trying to make a bow her signature piece. Oh hell no. TSM.

Hanging up my Lilly dress, rather than throwing it on the floor, before I have sex. TSM.

Getting called Marsha Brady at work because my hair is so beautiful and blonde. TSM.

Daddy sent me an emergency credit card. Of course I went shopping, new recruitment clothes are an emergency. TSM.

My boyfriend’s shorts are the same length as mine. TSM.

Flying in my grandfathers plane to shop the Lilly sale on Nantucket for the day. TSM.

Trying to drunk dial your mom and your dad answers….ooops. TSM.

The only Bachelorette to have a successful marriage being an Alpha Chi. TSM.

Being known as the girl who keeps the office looking cute. TSM.

My degree is not a back-up-plan. It’s a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.

Judging people based on the number of profile pictures they have. TSM.

Watching Toddlers and Tiaras every week to prepare myself to be a stay at home Mom with a beautiful pageant princess. TSM.

“I got it in Europe.” TSM.

Feminists want to be treated as men’s equals. I want to be treated much better. TSM.

Daddy calls me Princess, and treats me accordingly. TSM.

Picking out boys for my little. TSM.

Absolutely addicted to our ritual. TSM.

Referring to one of your friends as “twin” when you’re totally not related. TSM.

Never being restricted to “window shopping.” TSM.

I’d be so much more heartbroken about losing my rush crush than losing my boyfriend. TSM.