Ladies don’t sweat, they glow. TSM.

Lady in the street but a freak in the gym. TSM.

There’s glitter in the sky on the 4th of July. TSM.

Red koozie, blue cup, white wine. TSM.

Richie Rich’s mom. TSM.

Homemade American flag sheet cake complete with 50 frosted stars. TSM.

Celebrating Aunt Flo and Uncle Sam today. Happy 4th! TSM.

The women in 1775 crafting to boycott the purchase of British goods. TSM.

If theme dressing were an Olympic sport, I’d take home the gold for the red, white and blue. TSM.

Patriotism is always in style. TSM.

Sleeping off a hangover on the bow of Daddy’s yacht. TSM.

I’m wearing the same size jeans I did in middle school but I can’t fit into my bra from six months ago. TSM.

Making red, white and blue panty droppers for 4th. TSM.

Discovering you drunkenly made a TSM username. It’s “whoops.” Ironic? Maybs. TSM.

Passing for 21 at 16…and for 16 at 21. TSM.

Blasting “4th of July Radio” on Pandora while baking red, white, and blue cupcakes. TSM.

Margarita: My dog’s name, my manicurist, and my favorite drink. TSM.

Born in the USA. TSM.

Bless the hearts of those who admit that he went to Jared. TSM.

Re-reading your TSM multiple times to make sure it sounds perf before hitting the send button. TSM.