Venmo is my favorite social media, because I love to try and guess what illegal activity “you know” is referring to.
Venmo is my favorite social media, because I love to try and guess what illegal activity “you know” is referring to.
Being home is smashing a beer with your dad and seeing his disappointment but feeling his mental high five.
I put the “lit” in “little.” TSM.
Why would I buy a fraternity rush shirt when I know I can get one for free when I shack in a few weeks?
“What sorority is she in?”
“She’s not in one.”
“Oh. Irrelevant.”
If you truly put in the work, every game is a drinking game.
Standards: So, we’re going to have to put you on social probation for two weeks.
Me: Let’s just leave 2017 in 2017.
I could either lie during my standards meeting, and likely get caught. Or I could just bring nuggets, and we’ll all pretend like nothing ever happened. TSM.
My sorority just changed a bylaw because of me, so you can say I’m living my best life and also my worst life. TSM.
Buying a new shirt when you hear about a day party instead of stopping home to change out of your letters.
Me, beginning of senior year: I’m going to buckle down on my grades, study hard, and make this last semester count!
Me, now: *drinks at 4pm on a weeknight*
Is it bad I know people by their letters before I know them by their name? TSM.
Is he cute or is it just 2am? TSM.
“Wait. Is this a story from when you were drunk or when you were a kid?”
It’s amazing that standards is “coincidentally” always the first person to view my story. This must be how my not-boyfriend feels. TSM.
You think I’m going to sit around all night for you to hit me with that “wyd” at 1am and I’m just gonna come running? Well you’re damn right. What’s the move? TSTC.
My biggest fear is checking my email after the standards chair announces that standards notices have been sent out. And spiders. Don’t like spiders.
Suck it up. Drink it down.
Not asking him to form, telling him he’s going. TSM