Tiffany’s sophomore year. Lavalier junior year. Pin senior year. Diploma and engagement ring at graduation. TSM.
Tiffany’s sophomore year. Lavalier junior year. Pin senior year. Diploma and engagement ring at graduation. TSM.
My frat daddy says he doesn’t want to rush into anything before he’s sure of his feelings for me. We’re going on spring break together next weekend, I expect to be facebook official by Monday considering I look like a Victoria’s Secret Model in a bikini and even better when it comes off in the hot tub after too many frozen daiquiris. TSM.
When we were new members, the actives didn’t haze us. They spoiled us! TSM.
Carbs are for geeds. TSM.
I feel bad for people who will never understand that being pretty, a D cup, and having the ability to cry on command is like having super powers. TSM.
Pedicured toes in Chacos. TSM.
Not having or needing fake nails, fake tan, fake hair or a fake boobs. My Parents gave me grade A genetics. I’m 100% real. TSM.
In DWI class we had to suggest an alternative to drinking and driving. I suggested permanent pledges. TSM.
Wear pink and make the boys wink. TSM.
All I want is just one day a year when I’m not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. TSM.
Even my vibrator has its own Lilly Pulitzer monogrammed bag. TSM.
Two TSA agents rock paper scissored for who got to pat me down. TSM.
Baking because I’m outraged by the Casey Anthony verdict. TSM.
Our celeb alumni is better than your celeb alumni. TSM.
Lilly’s new sorority prints better be done by fall or we’re going to have trouble. TSM.
Your good looks aren’t going to make up for your 2.6 GPA. Bless your heart though. TSM.
Purposely licking an ice cream cone sexually. TSM.
Does it look like I want to know your plans for Thanksgiving? STFU geed. TSM.
Can’t wait to see which of my sisters got fat over break. TSM.
Never forgetting to hide my face when taking those kinds of cell phone pictures. TSM.