McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.
McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.
Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but pearls are a classy girl’s best friend. TSM.
Donating clothes to the Salvation Army instead of shopping today. After all, a true Southern Belle is always willing to help others. TSM.
Bucket list of all the fraternities to shack with…I’m almost done. TSM.
No geed, I don’t have your 4.0 that you slaved over in your ratty sweats. But I do have the ability to effortlessly turn into every male’s greatest fantasy when I put on my reading glasses. TSM.
I carry my Starbucks and Blackberry in the same hand. TSM.
Sick of listening about our “failing” economy in my global economy class…so I ordered new Lilly letters. TSM.
One of my sisters didn’t have a middle name so she legally applied for one and added it so she could have a 3 letter monogram. TSM.
I just fell in the middle of the bar luckily the fratiest guy here picked me up so I made out with him. TSM.
I don’t pay less than $28 for gym shorts. TSM.
Judging by the amount of jewels missing from dropping my bedazzled iPhone, the vom trail leading from my car, and the money stuffed in my bra… last night must have been pretty amazing. TSM.
The only thing that makes me happier than my sorority getting a Lilly print, is my rival sorority NOT getting one. Sucks to suck. TSM.
Big 10 fans wear jeans and jerseys because yankee legs don’t look good in a dress. TSM.
The TFM tab is like my bank account, I never check it because I know what’s there. TSM.
Just got the confirmation email. My new Lilly planner is on its way! Time to plan this school year way too far in advance just because I can. TSM.
Your name is not Mr. Right, but I’ll still be your shacker tonight. TSM.
Post-shacking remorse. TSM.
You can keep your Yurman. My mother’s family owns a diamond mine in South Africa. TSM.
I have 154 pending friend requests. TSM.
All I want for Christmas is a Tiffany’s bracelet and my period. TSM.