This weekend, the University of North Carolina at Chartlotte’s Chi Phi fucking partied. They raged so hard that they decided to let the guests leave with party favors–err, citations. Seventy-five of them to be exact. SEVENTY-FIVE citations. North Carolina cops have NO mercy.
The North Carolina Alcohol Law Enforcement initially called the police. The cops, who weren’t on the guest list and lacked visible tits, were refused entrance, so they used a “breaching device” to bust open the doors and get into the party. It’s like, you could have just brought four girls and $5 and you would have been allowed in. We’re not monsters.
After 75 citations and several arrests for DUIs and underage drinking, Chi Phi was put on “interim suspension,” which will last until the police finish their investigation–at which time, there will surely be more consequences. Kind of a buzz kill, am I right?