Chrissy Teigen: America’s sweetheart and all around badass bitch. Seriously, we can’t get enough of this girl. She’s a famous model, turned social media sensation, turned amateur chef, turned Reality TV personality, turned John Legend’s wife, turned EVERYTHING WE WANT TO BE.
Homegirl’s got it all: brains, looks, and a mouth that would make a sailor blush. She’s feisty, hilarious, intelligent, and doesn’t take shit from anyone (as evidenced by her many Twitter feuds). Don’t believe us? Take a look at her personal Instagram and Twitter pages. She’s our new favorite person — and we think after scrolling through the pics below — she’ll be yours, too.
I’m going to start giving my mom 5 dollars every time she answers her fucking phone.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 20, 2014
Just put a solo trip to Buffalo Wild Wings on my business account — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 22, 2014
Do you guys think beyonce sees it when I like her photos
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 14, 2014
recently discovered my dog has blackheads and this is now my life. I am retiring from whatever it is I do. I am now a dog derm. — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 26, 2014
I will sell everything below the television to the person that gets me past the shitfuck Mario world above it pic.twitter.com/V9AoK21c2v
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 22, 2014
Fun fact: Ramona Pinot Grigio is in real wine shops. Like legit wine stores. Stores that specialize in wines. — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 16, 2014
i am basically just refreshing websites until i fucking die i guess
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 8, 2014
pic.twitter.com/30LBxo7T8g — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 8, 2014
See? Perfection. Absolute perfection.
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Catie Warren
From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co
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