Chrissy Teigen: America’s sweetheart and all around badass bitch. Seriously, we can’t get enough of this girl. She’s a famous model, turned social media sensation, turned amateur chef, turned Reality TV personality, turned John Legend’s wife, turned EVERYTHING WE WANT TO BE.
Homegirl’s got it all: brains, looks, and a mouth that would make a sailor blush. She’s feisty, hilarious, intelligent, and doesn’t take shit from anyone (as evidenced by her many Twitter feuds). Don’t believe us? Take a look at her personal Instagram and Twitter pages. She’s our new favorite person — and we think after scrolling through the pics below — she’ll be yours, too.
I’m going to start giving my mom 5 dollars every time she answers her fucking phone.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 20, 2014
Just put a solo trip to Buffalo Wild Wings on my business account — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 22, 2014
Do you guys think beyonce sees it when I like her photos
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 14, 2014
recently discovered my dog has blackheads and this is now my life. I am retiring from whatever it is I do. I am now a dog derm. — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 26, 2014
I will sell everything below the television to the person that gets me past the shitfuck Mario world above it pic.twitter.com/V9AoK21c2v
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 22, 2014
Fun fact: Ramona Pinot Grigio is in real wine shops. Like legit wine stores. Stores that specialize in wines. — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 16, 2014
i am basically just refreshing websites until i fucking die i guess
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 8, 2014
See? Perfection. Absolute perfection.