Are you growing tired of the bar scene? Fed up with finding your shoes coated in mysterious substances that only seem to exist in frat house basements? Have you found yourself saying, “I just really need a quality night in.” Have you then found yourself vehemently denying that you’ve become a SWUG (Senior Washed Up Girl)? Do you then mentally admit that, actually, you totally are a SWUG and damn proud of it? Hell yeah, you want to stay in and watch tv while eating junk food!
If so, I have the most amazing news in the world for you:
“Gilmore Girls” is coming back.
I know. I’m crying tears of joy, too.
According to a new report from TVLine, sources confirm that a deal has been made between the show’s creator, Amy Sherman-Palladino, and Netflix to make four NEW ninety-minute episodes. Translation: we’re going to be getting a “Gilmore Girls” mini-series and I think I just actually screamed out loud. Could this really be the answer to all of our prayers? Can we finally just pretend that total suck-o Season 7 never happened? Will we ever find out who Rory ended up with (please, God, not Dean)? Are Luke and Lorelai married now? Did Emily ever find a maid she liked? And – most importantly – what ever became of Kirk?
In order to answer all of these questions, you’ll need to to closely watch these new episodes whenever they drop. So soon you’ll need to tell all your local watering holes that you’ll be spending all future nights glued to Netflix, surrounded by nuclear-fallout levels of coffee and Pop-Tarts.
So kick back, order a pizza (or seven), and recruit a friend who vaguely resembles you (and won’t mind it when you refer to her as your mom and/or daughter) to watch with you. Copper boom, baby. Copper boom!.
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