If you’ve ever watched the show “Dance Moms,” you know one thing. Never. EVER. Piss off a dance mom. There is no wrath scarier than a mother who’s child spends 4-5 hours a day in a studio working on their pointed toes and easily spends over $10,000 on classes, conventions, competitions, and routines in a year. I would know. I work at a competitive dance studio and let me tell you, these bitches are certified loony toons when it comes to their kids being the best dancers to walk the face of the earth (which, they’re not).
So, the Donald Trump of all things dance, Abby Lee Miller, had a few choice words for Kendall Jenner’s knew video for Vogue Espana, where she dressed up and flopped around like a (really awkward) ballerina.
If you’ve ever watched one episode of Dance Moms, you recognize that Abby Lee Miller is the scariest human being of all time. She rips these little girls to shreds, but in doing so, she produces unbelievable dancers. Remember Maddie Zeigler? The girl in all of Sia’s videos? Born and raised under Abby Lee Dance Company Studio LA. So who is surprised that Abby Lee had a few choice words to say to Kenny and momager Kris J about the video.
With a caption that reads,
“I don’t make a habit of commenting on all the dancers that post pics with incorrect technique… but I can not be a fan of this shoot. There are so many amazing dancers in the world… Kendall Jenner is not one of them! Shame on Momager, Kris Jenner!!! She never made these kids take dance class. She better get North West to the [Abby Lee Dance Company Studio LA] before it’s too late!”
I do agree with Ms Miller’s points, and I do agree that Kendall Jenner has absolutely no ballet technique, at all. But what’s wrong with wanting to play dress up sometimes and pretend to be a ballerina? It’s a childhood past time for a lot of girls. And also, shame on Kris J for wanting to make a profit off her child. That doesn’t at all ring a bell with Abby’s students.
Moral of the story, lace up your pretend pointe shoes nice and tight before you impersonate a dancer. .
[via Elite Daily]
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