Deranged Wife Divorces Husband Because He Doesn’t Like “Frozen”

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There are a lot of weird people in the world. They do a lot of weird things for a lot of weird reasons. I think I found the queen of all the weirdos, though, who probably eats two full helpings of weird for breakfast and sits around all day just soaking in her own weirdness.

It was recently discovered that a 31-year-old married man–who decided to remain anonymous, a decision I fully support–was put out by his wife, all because he didn’t like “Frozen.” She apparently became immediately obsessed with the movie and visited the cinema loyally and regularly to CG the film. Though she was abnormally captivated by the movie, everything seemed to be fine. That is, until this 100 percent legitimate conversation took place:

Wife: “What do you think of ‘Frozen’?”
Husband: “It’s an okay movie, I guess, but I don’t really care for it, personally.”
Wife: “If you can’t understand what makes this movie great, there’s something wrong with you as a human being. I want a divorce.”

Alright, I get it. “Frozen” rocks. But there is something very, very wrong with a grown, married woman developing a crippling addiction to a Disney movie, especially when that movie’s target audience can’t successfully fill out a training bra. If you’re going to establish a debilitating addiction to something, at least have it be something more fun and socially acceptable. Like booze.

The dude is apparently a wealthy property owner and developer with a good income, zero debt, a house he actually owns, and a wife crazy, psycho bitch ex. So what if he didn’t like her favorite movie? You need to lower your standards, girlfriend. I once put up with a boyfriend who tucked his Polos into his underwear–we all have flaws.

As for the husband? I can honestly say you’re better off without her, bro. Let it go.

[via Yahoo!]

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to

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