Who doesn’t love a good philanthropy event? Well, most of us, probably, but of course we’d never say so out loud. But Delta Gamma at Alabama is making Anchor Splash pretty enjoyable this year. With semi-naked dudes.
A component of Anchor Splash at Alabama seems to be the Anchorman competition, an event in which a member from each fraternity competes to be like the hottest and funniest of them all, similar to Greek God or Mr. Fraternity. The guys first attempt to get the most likes on Instagram, and later compete with each other at the event. I’m sure the dude who makes the girls “Woo!” the loudest wins.
What I love about this particular take, however, is that it’s allowed DG to post nothing but hilariously sexual photos of the contenders to Instagram day after day, making their IG page look like a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit catalogue, if it were geared toward women and gay men. It’s incredible.
Anchor Splash will be held at the University of Alabama’s Aquatic Center this Sunday, September 27 at 2pm. I recommend you go..
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