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Instagram’s Hottest Doctor Wants To Give You A Free Breast Exam

Instagram's Hottest Doctor Wants To Give You A Free Breast Exam

If you’re in a hot doctor rut until the return of Grey’s Anatomy, you may want to start turning to social media for your hot doctor needs. Take, for example, Doctor Mike on Instagram. He has over 2 million followers, and while I struggle to get triple digit likes, he can’t stop raking them in – and for good reason. Dude is smoking. I mean, seriously, check these out:

On my call shift just dreaming up ways of how to take over the world who's with me??

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As humans we are excellent at looking at the negatives, looking towards the future with anxiety. This has been ingrained in us because our ancestors who worried about lions and bears attacking, survived and those who were at constant ease did not. However the pendulum has now swung too far in the opposite direction. We now worry about the smallest details, we stay up thinking about the most trivial problems. Anxiety in this form is toxic to our souls. We must take a small amount of time to redirect our minds towards the positive. We must appreciate the good times, the positive relationships, and even our smallest accomplishments. Once you take out the time to appreciate these small but important details you will see a meaningful change in your mood and most importantly in your outlook on life. I'm far from the first person to come to this realization but it's something that's been on my mind for some time now so I thought I'd share it with you on this Sunday morning. Have a great day all! #positive #thoughts #nyc

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I mean, honestly, I might cancel my Hulu subscription and just start watching this guy’s Instagram stories on Thursday nights instead. Anyway, Doctor Mike is much better than a McDreamy or a McSteamy for one major reason: he is real, you can meet him, and he will literally fondle you without you even having to put on real pants to go to the bar. Ok, maybe “fondle” isn’t the right word, but he IS giving out free breast exams in Central Park for your health, and honestly, I’ve never been more excited to go to a doctor’s appointment in my entire life.

The whole thing is for a good cause – while boosting our self-esteem definitely counts, the whole thing is for publicity to sign up for the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure event on September 10th. If you enjoy running – and no, I’m not talking about doughnut or liquor store runs – you can get hot and sweaty with Doctor Mike in just a few weeks AND support cancer research in the process. The only place I’ve run in the last five years is away from all of my adult responsibilities, but you can bet I’m training now – Doctor Mike, I’m coming for you.

[via Observer]

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RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at RecruitChairTSM@gmail.com

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