Say what you want about Trump. He’s not the important thing we’re talking about today. What I need to alert everyone to is his cute as shit daughter Tiffany, a Theta at Penn (the ivy, not the party school), because she’s kind of perfect. They say money can’t buy you happiness, but they can buy you a fucking incredible wardrobe, and that’s basically the same thing. Trump is the style icon I didn’t even know I needed in my life. Observe.
Here she is in a perfect dress with a perfect background.
And a perfect bathing suit.
And a perfect #relatable caption.
This MF-ing skirt. And I do believe I see some Chanel has entered the frame.
I die.
K.
Valentino.
Republican Barbie?
Want.
Blazer goals.
Is there a Target version of this, orr…?
Annnnd sold. You’ve earned my follow.
Now, all I need is millions and millions of dollars and then we’ll be twins!.
Nice Move422
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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