Drake is a gift to us all, as both a person and a musician. It’s as if he has taken on all the emotions that your past five boyfriends completely lacked, and is able to turn all of those feelings into music that makes you want to sit in a dark corner and cry. He’s a magnificent specimen, even though I still picture him in a wheelchair circa Degrassi 2001 whenever I hear him rap about depressing shit. Dude’s got us feeling all sorts of ways. All of us, including Justin Bieber.
The rapper posted a disturbingly sexy photo of himself to Instagram last night. It’s the kind of picture that makes you realize how unattainable a guy like Drake is. I, personally, was speechless. Bieber, apparently, was not.
And for Bieber’s comment…
DAMN, DADDY IS RIGHT. I don’t even care if he’s being sarcastic, which I’m pretty sure he’s not, because would you look at those abs? It’s like he was sculpted from caramel and sewn together with a rare fabric I like to call boyfriend material. Thank you for existing, Drake. And well done, Justin. Maybe you’re not a total piece of shit..
[via BuzzFeed]
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Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.
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