I imagine it would be pretty annoying living next door to Drake. Annoying because I’m obsessed with him and I would spend so much time stalking his every move that I wouldn’t get anything else done, that is. I could put up with the excessive party noise pretty easily, or at least use it as leverage to try to get myself an invite to one of his parties.
Drake’s current neighbors, however, aren’t as forgiving. Or should I say, weren’t as forgiving. The house next door apparently put in a few noise complaints, so Drake did what every sensible millionaire would do, and bought the place for 2.85 million dollars.
Kind of fitting, considering that in Future’s “Where Ya At,” Drake straight up raps,
I’m selfmade, selfish with my women, self employed
I’ll buy the neighbors house if they complain about the noise
The place is a 4,445-square-foot ranch-style house, complete with four bedrooms, five bathrooms, a pool, and a guesthouse that’s bigger than my apartment. It’s fine. I’m not bitter or anything.
Let this be a lesson to everyone: don’t fuck with Drake or his parties. Drizzy will always win..
[via Hypetrak]
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