Drew Barrymore Wants To Be Arkansas KKG’s House Mom


To date, Drew Barrymore may be the only female celebrity who totally fucked up her life, went to rehab, and then convinced everyone to forget about it. Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, and Marilyn Monroe will tell you that once you board the Hot Mess Express, there’s no getting off it. But Drew just proved ‘em all wrong. She was drinking, and using drugs, and posing nude, and now we’re all just like “Drew! You’re so cute, you flower child.”

I admire that.

And now our little flower child is just parading around creating makeup and eyewear lines for Walmart and surprising Kappa Kappa Gamma at the University of Arkansas.

Did you hear that? She would love to be their house mother. She would be the best/worst house mom of all time.

But free beauty tips!

God, Drew. I love ya.

[via People]

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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