There’s a lot of things I’d do for macaroni and cheese. Pay way more money than it’s worth? Sure. Give my boyfriend a blow job? I’d consider it. But physically assaulting someone is where I draw the line. I think. No, I’m kidding, it is.
This drunk kid at UConn just verbally nuked a cafeteria employee for 6 minutes, because he wouldn’t serve him. It’s hard to watch, but what’s worse is when the kid gets physical.
Honestly, I “awwwed” out loud (which should be an acronym of its own, except AOL is taken), when the other chef said “You don’t touch my boss!” as he brought that clown to justice. Makes me wonder if one of my girls would do the same for me. And then I remember they wouldn’t, because they’re all 100 pounds and wear extensions.
It seems that this isn’t our assailant’s first public, drunken tantrum. Just a month ago, he was allegedly arrested as police attempted to move a crowd from the street. Being part of the crowd, and unwilling to move, he yelled, “Fuck you n****r!” at police.
Some kids can’t handle college, man..
[via Gawker]
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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