Class is boring, but if you’re lucky enough to have a professor that doesn’t have a ban on laptops and cellphones, you can pretty much just mess around on social media the entire time. I spent the majority of French II Facebook stalking the kid who sat in front of me, just so I could be totally sure that the rest of him was as good looking as the back of his head. It was, but that’s a whole different story.
The important part is that I never got caught. On the off chance that my shaggy-headed crush ventured to the back of the classroom, I’d pull up Twitter and play it off like a total champ. That’s smart internet-ing, a lesson that someone needs to teach this not so subtle student who doesn’t apparently know how to properly operate headphones.
I’m really hoping that someone sent this guy a weird link, and that he wasn’t just casually watching porn mid-lecture with other students sitting around and behind him. Either way, this whole scenario is amazing. I love the fact that he opts to book it from the lecture hall when he realizes people can hear him. I wish that exit strategy was applicable to more every day situations. See your ex in a crowded bar? Sprint in the opposite direction. Talking to an awkward PNM? Make a beeline to the bathroom. Tired of listening to your friend complain about her neurotic boyfriend? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BITCH.
Best of luck to this quick-footed porn enthusiast. Not sure how anyone would ever live this shit down..
[via The Huffington Post]
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Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.
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