Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Using the time in the tanning bed to rub one out because there are always sisters around at the sratcastle. TSM.
–Washington State
Multi-tasking. I like it.
Offering to give your fratdaddy a handjob so you can admire your freshly manicured nails. TSM.
–Arizona
He doesn’t care about your manicure. Or your hand job.
I only eat bow tie pasta. TSM.
–-Virginia
I picture one of those weird families who’s obsessed with Disney, but instead, being obsessed with bows. I also picture you fat due to your all-carb diet. But the jolly kind of fat. Two round faces sitting in front of a small TV trying to pick up a piece of slippery bowtie pasta doused in butter with your chubby fingers to pretend that tiny bow would be appropriate for someone so big. And then you both have a good laugh in hehe’s and hoho’s instead of haha’s. My point is, I prefer penne, because it’s much more delicious, vodka is usually an ingredient, and it doesn’t make me sound like such a try-hard.
Cady Heron failing a class on purpose to get attention from Aaron Samuels. TSM.
–Virginia
Regina George simultaneously getting his attention and showing the new girl who’s in charge without having to repeat a class. TSM.
Going down on any boy that requests it. TSM.
–Indiana
You should only do it if it’s a formal request with a letter of intent.
On my knees for a fratdaddy because he’s in Lilly Pulitzer and Jack Rogers. TSM.
–North Carolina
Sounds like he might rather be on his.
Serving fresh baked cookies and fresh squeezed Cooch Juice. TSM.
–Ohio
I heard Cooch Juice goes better with cupcakes.
Taking a punch like Rihanna. TSM.
–Ohio
Dating Chris Brown. NS.
That feeling you get when you’re vomming in a corner and someone points at you and says “that girl’s throwing up!” Sorry for partying. TSM.
–Kentucky
I’m more likely to be the girl pointing it out than the girl vomming. Sorry for judging you.
We call hooking up with three guys in a certain fraternity “receiving the triple crown.” TSM.
–Alabama
I call it “being a slut.”
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