Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Blowing guys in the club bathroom. NS. Blowing rich guys who give you coke in the club bathroom. TSM
–Florida
Blowing for blow is always appropriate.
Going “both ways,” if you know what i mean . TSM
–Florida
No, wait. What do you mean?
Walking into your room and seeing your boyfriend going to town on your roommate. TSTC
–New York
Perfect angle to critique technique.
I pinned so much that the users thought my account was hacked and was spamming everyone. When I couldn’t go on, I had a minor meltdown. TSM.
–Texas
Honey, go outside or something.
Owning a 14 inch dildo named “the great American challenge.” TSM.
–Indiana
If you name it, it becomes part of the family.
Sex in return for drugs. TSM
–Florida
Seems like the responsible, affordable form of payment.
I used to hate Lilly Pulitzer, but now we’re biffles because TSM told me how totes sratty Lilly is <3333333 TSM.
–Colorado
I’m glad we could show you the light, but I’m still going to have to say no bid.
Just because my sisters made me vow to stop talking to him, doesn’t mean we can’t still hook up. You don’t need to talk while hooking up. TSM.
–Michigan
That’s right, sistah! Keep his name out of your mouth, not his penis!
Wishing your brother wasn’t related to you because he’s such a perfect fratstar after your grooming. TSM.
–Georgia
To clarify…you are saying you want to bang your brother, correct? At least you know your parents will like him.
Turning your underwear inside out instead of washing them because you ran out of brand-name detergent and you REFUSE to use off-brand. TSM.
–Nebraska
Both selective and innovative. Nice work.
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