Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Being hot. TSM
–New York
Really?
Having my pianist only play Disney love songs at my wedding. TSM.
–Louisiana
Tell me, moron, now when did you let a five year old decide….your wedding play list.
Drink. Lick. Bite. Repeat. TSM
–Florida
I can only assuming you’re making a sexual reference…and I hear those parts are sensitive and they don’t actually like it when you bite. Crazy, I know.
Mom walks all the way around the house so she doesn’t walk in front of the TV. TSM.
–Alabama
Your mother is worthless.
Referring to non-greek yogurt as “geed” yogurt. TSM.
–Arizona
I call it yogurt…
Never consolidating bags at the mall so everyone can see what good taste you have. TSM.
–Illinois
It’s from Nordy’s, so it MUST be cute.
Actually getting diarrhea at Barnes and Noble. TSM.
–Michigan
That is so fetch.
Admiring my Yurman while flicking the bean. TSM.
–Missouri
So much more satisfying with a visual. Truly.
When playing dirty involves poop and vomit. TSM.
–Maryland
For us, playing dirty involves sending a secret Facebook message to a PNM who likes our rival, but I guess that’s dirty too.
Oh and I forgot to mention – I have herpes. TSM.
–Tennessee
It’s fine, everyone loves surprises.
Nice Move229
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