Ten real TSM submissions that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I’m confused, are you saying you’re bad at math or hygiene?
Totes! What else would a classy sorority girl like you wear to her night job?
And skinny bitches get bids.
Did you just make that up…. You did, didn’t you?
Do you yell surprise when your boyfriend takes them off and there are no boobs to be found?
Unfortunately, TSM will not be extending you an invitation to our next round. But good luck with the rest of recruitment
Yeah, same. Some people like the beach, but creeping on high school girls is way better.
Stupidity is the new black.
Are you trying to kill me?
Dear Chili’s Guy, I’m sure you give yourself plenty of hand jobs, and that very few of them result in free meals. I’m not amused.