Ten real TSM submissions. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When using the bathroom you must always cross your legs. No matter the number. TSM.
-Kentucky
Ummm… first of all, this is gross and unnecessary. Secondly, girls don’t poop. Duh.
Destroying your paddle and hiding all evidence because you hate it. TSM
-Texas
I have no witty comment. I’m actually speechless. You’re literally the worst Big ever.
Shacking with an immortal. TSM
-Michigan
Sweetie, I think he may have tricked you…
My big and I share everything, including our boyfriend. TSM
-Florida
Must be tricky around formal season.
every kiss begins with kay. unless you give me jewelry from kay. then all that is beginning is a long and hearty snicker. followed by 15 minutes of cackling. ending with a snort. TSM.
-South Carolina
You shouldn’t be allowed to laugh.
Getting Jizzed in by a millionaire. $$$$ bling bling bitch. TSM
-Texas
dAmN gUrL. tHa $hiz cRAZii
I keep it classy by having my only tattoo inside my lip, and my tattoo is of my letters. TSM.
-Virginia
You’re right… that IS classy.
More cushion for the pushing. TSM
-Missouri
This is the literal opposite of a TSM
Making the whole house breakfast in the morning after shacking. TSM.
-Iowa
Total Desperate Cry for Attention and Acceptance Move
Figuring out how many calories are in semen because that’s what I had for breakfast. TSM.
-Oregon
You’re shallow, misguided, and tasteless… but I think it’s only like 5.
Love,
TSM Intern
Nice Move270
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