Do you ever have those moments when you’re searching for something online or wandering around at the mall and think, “Man, I really want a product that will make my skin glow and also scare the living shit out of anyone who sees me?” Yes, of course, you do. The thing is, it’s hard to find a product that will simultaneously make your skin look good while making you look like a raging psychopath.
Don’t worry, though. As always, Forever 21 has got. our. backs.
It should come as no surprise that the land of tops you can only wear once before they disintegrate between your fingers and 13-year-olds who look like they’re 30 would come up with a product so alarming, so horrifying, so necessary for social media, that it’s shocking they’re not all sold out already.
I give you: Emoji masks.
These startling masks come in three different styles: smile emoji, crying laughing emoji, and heart-eye cat emoji. I’m not sure why the kissy-face emoji one isn’t out yet, but maybe if we’re lucky they’ll be released soon. Still, whichever one you pick, while they make you look like a raging lunatic, according to, Forever 21’s website, they actually have some skin-value. Who would have guessed?
The Masqueology™ Emoji Mask helps to brighten and soothe tired skin while lifting and hydrating. This mask is dermatologist tested and formulated without six additives: sulfates, talc, mineral oil, quarternium, polyacrylamide, and paraffin.
If you take a peek on their social pages, countless people are tripping over themselves saying just how creepy these things look. But at the same time, they’re so awful-looking, we all kind of want one? It’s convenient timing that F21 decided to put out something that looks like it’s from “The Silence of The Lambs.” Throw on a LBD, toss on a $3 mask, and you’re all set for the best holiday of the year this October. The plus side? When you wake up in the morning, instead of having last night’s makeup still baking into your pores, you’ll have glowing skin. Totally worth no one talking to you for the entire duration of whatever party you chose to wear it to..
[via Forever 21]
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