Our favorite beauty pageant winner, turned porn star, turned PNM, turned GDI is making headlines again, and I have to admit, I like what I’m seeing. The former Miss Teen Delaware, Melissa King, recently gave up her crown after a sex tape, for which she was paid $1500, was released to the public. The beauty queen initially tried to deny any porn allegations, but was forced to change her tune when a video of her reciting a legal release came out. King turned down a $250,000 offer to be YouPorn’s spokeswoman. She soon went on to sorority recruitment at the University of Arkansas. I can’t say for sure, but judging by her lack of “Omg, I LOVE all my new sisters!” tweets, I am led to believe that King did not receive a bid.
No matter, because my new favorite person has totally owned her past, the way any person worth talking to would. She posted the following photo to Instagram, with the caption “Not again…”
The mystery white substance on the King’s face is unfortunately not actually semen. It’s icing, but it’s hilarious nonetheless. I like your style, Melissa. You’re a cutie, too. I’d have bid you.
[via Huffington Post]
Image via Instagram
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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co
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