Let’s just get down to it. Delts at FSU have officially proven themselves to be “marriage material” which is exactly what they’ve all been hoping for. At their recent senior bar crawl, they went as, well, seniors. Senior citizens. Grandmas, specifically.
Dressed completely in what I’m assuming are Goodwill floral dresses, glasses, wigs, and orthopedic shoes, the boys got ready for a night (day?) out drinking. But not before, in perfect unison, throwing their canes aside to do a running man challenge. And honestly, it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
I’m honestly in love. Somehow, turning into a one thousand-year-old drag queen does it for me. Comedy, people. It’s good stuff..
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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