I’ve never really understood the point of dick pics. Dicks are great, don’t get me wrong. But the only time you ever want to see a dick is when you actually want to see a dick. Guys don’t understand that while they’re desperate to see tits and ass every second of the day, we’re not always eager to see a fat pork sword flash across our screen.
However, since boys are dumb and gross and overall life-ruiners, they sometimes send them anyway. In this particular case, one spiteful lady decided to fight back after receiving an unsolicited dick pic. Without knowing the specifics of how well these two know each other, it’s hard to take a concrete position on the matter. Personally, I’m going to take her side, because the sender revealed himself after she ignored him for a full 14 hours. Take the hint, fucktard.
My favorite line has to be, “your dick looks like it’s disappointed that it lost the spelling bee in the 4th grade.” I’m not really sure what that means, but I admire her sense of nostalgia. I hope this has taught both this guy and other men the importance of waiting for us to ask for a picture first. Otherwise, your sad attempt at arousal has the exact opposite effect. There’s nothing more off-putting than an unwarranted, thus terrifying boner to ruin an otherwise blissful day..
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