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Girl Propositions Ryan Gosling For Sex In Post-Dentist Video That Will Kill You

Gosling After The Dentist

The dentist, man. That guy does some fucked up shit to people, but we love him for it. Without the dentist, David After the Dentist–as we so lovingly know him–would not exist. And if not for post-dentist David, our whole lives would be different. When we asked if this was real life, we’d be met with quizzical looks. When we confessed that we secretly really liked laughing gas, we’d be embarrassed, and when we took videos of our friends or of children, we’d be downright creepy. Without David, there wouldn’t be thousands of parody dentist accounts parading around the Internet. Real or fake, a world without post-dentist videos is not a world I want to live in.

One young girl recorded a series of vines after her dental experience, and it’s nothing short of incredible.

Frankly, she just wants what we all want: to fuck (suck?) Ryan Gosling’s white dick, ogle her hot doctor, and become a Kardashian. Her mother is admittedly humiliated, but homegirl’s just saying what we’re all thinking and I don’t fault her for it one bit.

[via Gawker]

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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