There’s an old joke about getting your wife a vacuum as a gift. Basically, don’t. This also goes for lingerie, cleaning supplies, plates, or anything else that requires work or is supposed to make us “pretty.”
Unfortunately, Wang Chen, a 26-year-old Chinese guy, didn’t get this memo.
It’s a tale as old as time, really. Boyfriend surprises girlfriend with a boob job for her birthday. Girlfriend gets pissed because she never wanted a boob job. Girlfriend attacks boyfriend. Boyfriend is officially an idiot. The end.
That’s right. According to The Mirror, Wang Chen decided to surprise his skinny, 24-year-old girlfriend, Wen Ting, with a boob job for her birthday. Now, side note: If that was me, I would be thrilled. Personally, I can’t wait to drop six grand on a pair of fake fun bags. But that’s not for everyone and, mind you, Wen never expressed any interest in wanting larger breasts. So, when her boyfriend started walking her to a plastic surgery clinic and explained what her big birthday surprise was, she completely flipped out.
From The Mirror:
She started shouting that she had never been so insulted in her life and that if he didn’t like her breasts then he could fuck off. He apologized and said he thought they were lovely but that he thought she would like bigger ones.
Right around then is when she completely lost it. Apparently, she started hitting and kicking him, and she landed a solid jab right in his penis region, which is almost beautiful in a way. I mean, he was obviously thinking with his dick when he decided this would be an awesome gift, so it’s only fitting that it would get harmed in the process. God, I love batshit crazy couples.
After causing him bodily harm, Wen Ting immediately dumped him. Naturally, her boyfriend was shocked, which proves that it isn’t just American boys who are completely void of common sense. He went on to say:
I really thought she would like the present. Now she says she doesn’t want to be with me anymore. But I will come up with something to win her back.
Yeah — word to the wise? Let it go. Once a girl thinks you don’t like her tits, that’s basically the end of the relationship. But on the bright side, Wang Chen can use the boob job money on a procedure to surgically reattach his balls, because let’s be real — his girlfriend totally took them, and we couldn’t be more proud..
[via The Mirror]
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