Guy Fitted With Bionic Penis Suffers Two-Week Boner

The future is truly an strange place to be. Trump is president and we mourned a dead gorilla for basically an entire year. But somehow, even those things are not quite possibly as weird as the man who was born without a penis. Yep, ladies, you heard me right, Andrew Wardle was born with a rare bladder condition that resulted in him never growing any genitalia. And he has gone 40 years without a penis until now.

Wardle was fitted with a bionic penis. He’s had about 100 surgeries total and finally is capable of having sex. I know, as if the future wasn’t weird enough. But the craziest part is that when he actually wants to use his new penis he must endure a three-day hospital stay in order to “flip the switch” of his new device and get it going. The weirdest part of all of this is once they get the bionic member going, Wardle will then have a boner for two whole weeks…yeesh.

Wardle plans on staying home until the process is over, which is understandable since most guys can’t really handle a few short minutes in public with a boner. But the science just doesn’t seem right on this one. Yes, a bionic penis is an amazing advancement in science and we are all so excited for this man to finally lose his virginity to his longtime girlfriend – who didn’t even know he was missing his penis until about nine months into their relationship (can not relate). She didn’t even find out from him, but the newspaper. Yikes. But I’m not entirely sure if having a boner for two entire weeks is completely worth it. But then again, guys have done much dumber things to get laid. We salute you, Andrew..

[via Cosmopolitan]

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