It’s the thought that counts, right? A reddit user recently posted his anniversary present gone terribly, terribly wrong in the subreddit TIFU (Today I Fucked Up), a place where users share their most embarrassing sex stories. It started out with a not-so-innocent gift, and goes downhill from there.
The author wrote:
So this actually went down during dinner tonight.
For an anniversary gift [I] bought one of those clone-a-willie dildo maker at the local adult store. I molded my junk and gave it to the wife as part of her gift. I never told her it was molded after myself. My wife is not a prude, however, she never used it (or never admitted to it).
My wife’s sister was over for dinner tonight. Her husband is out on deployment so she comes over a lot. During conversation she tells my wife she is getting lonely without her husband and can’t wait till he returns in [five] months so she finally can get laid again. My wife tells her she should go to the adult store and buy some toys to take care of business. Her sister said she’s way too embarrassed and would not step foot in one of those stores. My wife says wait right here I have something for you. She runs upstairs and comes back down and puts the molded dildo on the table and says you can have this I never got around to using it. My sister in law picks it up and says are you sure? And my wife says yes please take it. I am sitting at the table mouth wide open shocked that my sister in law actually has my cloned dildo and is taking it home to keep forever. I was way too [embarrassed] to actually come clean and say that she shouldn’t take it as I would have had to come clean with why.
My sister in law left [two] hours ago with my cloned dick in her hand. I am still sitting here shocked that this went down. There’s no way I can ever tell my wife the real story and I hope when my brother in law returns he doesn’t notice that the dildo isn’t professional looking and figures out what [happened].
So much cringe. While I do feel bad for this guy, I really want to know why he failed to mention to his wife that it’s a replica of his own member. Isn’t the best part of those “clone-a-dildo” makers is the fact that it’s molded after your significant other’s penis? If he wasn’t going to mention that fact, he should’ve just given her a Rabbit. Much more effective..
[via Elite Daily]
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